311 "Don't Think I Won't Sip It" Carved Wood Wall Mount Bottle Opener
311 "Don't Think I Won't Sip It" Carved Wood Wall Mount Bottle Opener
"Don't tell me to bring you a beer if you think I won't sip it" — a lyric only the Excitable Crew truly understands, and now it's on your wall. This boldly crafted 311 "Don't Think I Won't Sip It" Carved Wood Wall Mount Bottle Opener is precision-carved from 3/4" thick solid Red Oak with the iconic 311-inspired phrase and a USA-made Marine Grade 316 polished stainless steel bottle opener built right in, making it the ultimate functional wall art for any 311 fan's man cave, garage, or bar. Each piece is hand-sanded smooth and hand-stained with True Black and Early American stain from MinWax for a rich, warm finish that looks as good as it works. At 12" tall x 6" wide with 4 keyhole slots for secure wall mounting, it's a Missouri Made perfect gift for the 311 faithful who takes their beer seriously.
- Measures approximately 12" tall x 6" wide.
- Crafted from 3/4" thick solid Red Oak.
- 4 keyhole slots for secure wall mounting.
- Wall mounting hardware not included.
- Made-in-USA Marine Grade 316 polished stainless steel bottle opener.
- Hand sanded and finished.
- Hand stained with True Black and Early American stain from MinWax.
- Made in USA!
- #MissouriMade
311 "Don't Think I Won't Sip It" Carved Wood Wall Mount Bottle Opener
"Don't tell me to bring you a beer if you think I won't sip it" — a lyric only the Excitable Crew truly understands, and now it's on your wall. This boldly crafted 311 "Don't Think I Won't Sip It" Carved Wood Wall Mount Bottle Opener is precision-carved from 3/4" thick solid Red Oak with the iconic 311-inspired phrase and a USA-made Marine Grade 316 polished stainless steel bottle opener built right in, making it the ultimate functional wall art for any 311 fan's man cave, garage, or bar. Each piece is hand-sanded smooth and hand-stained with True Black and Early American stain from MinWax for a rich, warm finish that looks as good as it works. At 12" tall x 6" wide with 4 keyhole slots for secure wall mounting, it's a Missouri Made perfect gift for the 311 faithful who takes their beer seriously.
- Measures approximately 12" tall x 6" wide.
- Crafted from 3/4" thick solid Red Oak.
- 4 keyhole slots for secure wall mounting.
- Wall mounting hardware not included.
- Made-in-USA Marine Grade 316 polished stainless steel bottle opener.
- Hand sanded and finished.
- Hand stained with True Black and Early American stain from MinWax.
- Made in USA!
- #MissouriMade