Too Alien - Too Human Personalized Carved Wood Name Sign
Too Alien - Too Human Personalized Carved Wood Name Sign
"Too Alien for Earth, Too Human for Outer Space" — if that phrase speaks to your soul, this sign was made for you. This uniquely crafted Too Alien - Too Human Personalized Carved Wood Name Sign is precision-carved from .8" thick solid cherry wood with that perfectly relatable phrase and personalized with the name and paint colors of your choice, making it a one-of-a-kind piece of wall art for the beautifully weird, the wonderfully different, and everyone who has ever felt like they don't quite belong anywhere — and owns it completely. Each piece is hand-sanded smooth, hand-stained with True Black and Early American stain from MinWax, and hand-painted with DecoArt Extreme Sheen metallic paints in your chosen colors for a bold, vibrant finish as unique as the person it's made for. At approximately 7" tall x 12" to 18" wide (size and shape vary by name), it's a Missouri Made perfect gift for your favorite alien human.
- Personalized with the name and paint colors of your choice.
- Measures approximately 7" tall x 12" to 18" wide.
- Size and shape will vary depending on the name.
- Crafted from .8" thick solid Cherry.
- Hand sanded and finished.
- Hand stained with True Black and Early American stain from MinWax.
- Hand painted with Extreme Sheen metallic paints from DecoArt.
- Made in USA!
- #MissouriMade
🔵 Personalization is Temporarily Paused
While we prepare for our upcoming shop upgrades, this item is available only as shown. We expect personalization and custom production to resume in Q1 2027, subject to recovery and shop readiness.
Visit our 2026–27 Shop Upgrades page for details and updates.







